Just bull things.
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER
I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification
someone make dresses out of these patterns
Vodka looks like an areal shot of a tropical coast with meteorites raining down on it
tumblr at 3am
Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.
so today i was volunteering in a bank and i saw this man and woman arrive at the atm at the same time and they both went “you go first” “no you go first” “no you were here first i insist” “let’s arm wrestle for it” so they did and she won and he got her number and now they have a date for tomorrow night
i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay