tom-sits-like-a-whore:

disneybombshell:

ifeelcapretty:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

it hurts

the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

bled:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

bled:

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

castielinablanket:

I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.

This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

restingsound:

arseniccupcakes:

billlboard-charts:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

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Dry Martini:

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Margarita:

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Pina Colada:

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Sake:

image

Scotch:

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Tequila:

image

Vodka:

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someone make dresses out of these patterns

holy cow

Vodka looks like an areal shot of a tropical coast with meteorites raining down on it

dj-stridenasty:

tumblr at 3am

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

mcpunnypants:

so today i was volunteering in a bank and i saw this man and woman arrive at the atm at the same time and they both went “you go first” “no you go first” “no you were here first i insist” “let’s arm wrestle for it” so they did and she won and he got her number and now they have a date for tomorrow night

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay